Sunday, 11 December 2011

कङी-01

     
    1.   One cute line for u:     I m not pencil to write ur happiness… but… I will be a nice rubber to erase your all problems…. Just try me when u want”…

  1. Kanjus Baap Bachho Se- Jo raat ko khana nahi khayega use 5 rupye dunga. Bachche 5 rupaye le kar so gay. Subah Baap bola- jo 5 rupaye dega usi ko nasta milega.

  1.   Hard to get sum1 who will luv u. 
Easy to get sum1 who lyks u.
Though to get sum1 who will care 4 u.
But rare to get sum1 who will understand u…!!

  1. “Open ur book of life only 4 some people, because in this world very few people care about the chapters in d book. Others r just curious to know the story”.

  1.   The more u go away from a person
The more your heart goes near them
The more u try to forget a person
The more u r surrounded by their thoughts.-

  1. True lines:-
Tears can b trusted more than smile because you can easily s,ile at anybody but cant cry without true feelings………

  1. A lover says “agar tumeh kuch ho gya to mai jinda nai bachunga”.  But a friend says “ jab tak mai jinda hun tumeh kuch nai hone dunga”
This is friendship.

  1.   Ye Roz-Roz k bahane achche nai lagte, chehre se ab aap bachche nahi lgte.
       Khuda kre 2012 me nikle barat aapki , Q ki ab aap kuware achche nahi lagte.  
       HaHaHa

  1.   Tanha rehna sikh rahe hai, Mar k jina sikh rahe hai.
Maang kr pana sikh liya tha, Paake khona sikh rahe hai
      Madhosi ne bahut sataya, Ab Hosh me rehna sikh rahe hai.
      Yaad me uski sadiyo tk jage, Bas ab chain se sona sikh rahe hai.
      Wo gaya jo haath chhod kr, Ab tanha chalna sikh arhe hai,
      Har bar manaya usko humne, Ab khud ko manana sikh rahe hai.
      Sikhaya tha usne baate Karna, Ab Khamosh rahna sikh rahe hai.
      Yaad tha har ek guzra pal uska, Ab khud ko bhulana sikh rahe hai.

  1.   Sometimes we feel all doors are closed in our life…
But
All the closed doors may not be locked…
They may be waiting for your knock…!

  1.  Colgate se Daant saf karo

Pepsodent se majboot karo

Babool se unhe fresh karo.

Agar Phir bhi safed nahi hue to please 1 Bar

“HARPIC” use Karo.

  1. Darpok hai vo log jo pyaar nahi karte.
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Bahut Hausla chahiye barbaad hone ke liye….

  1.   paigam to bahana tha, iarada to aapko yaad dilana tha.
Aap yaad kare na kare koi baat nahi. Par aapki yaad aati hai,
Bas itna batana tha…

  1.   Har dum haste raho, hasna Zindgi ki jarurat hai,
Zindgi ko is Andaz me jiyo k aisa lage  aapko Takdir ki nahi ,
Takdir ko aapki jarurat hai..

  1.   Khuda humko aisi judai na de, Tumahri yado se hume rehai na de.
Mujhe aisi jannat nahi chahiye, jha se mere dost dikhai na de.

  1. Dhoop tej thi koi saya bhi na tha, is sahar me humse koi aaya bhi na tha, kis jurm me chin gai humse hamari khushiya, humne to kisi ka dil dukhaya bhi na tha.

Friday, 1 July 2011

MIX SMS 2

Bill gates says
“I m not a university topper,
but today toppers are my employee”.
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Bas yahi line mujhe top karne se rok deti thi.

Its not an achievement to make 1000’s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friendship for 1000’s years.
frnds 4vr.

1 Sunere kal me har khusi tumahri ho,
Zindgi ke safar me har manzil tumahri ho,
1 pal me hara de jo sare jahan ko,
 khuda kare vo muskurati hui hasi tumahri ho.

Jab 1 girl 1 boy k liye roti hai,
Iska matlab wo use bahut pyar karti hai,
but jab 1 boy 1 girl k liye rota hai,
To Iska matlab is dunia me us ladki ko usse zyada pyar koi nahi kar sakta.

Zindgi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai,
Par zindgi kisi ki mehboob nahi banti.

Tamanna lekar jeete hai sab,
Magar har tamanna taqdeer nahi banti.

Meri ruh wich tera pyar wasda. Mei akh wich tera didar wasda. Sanu apne dard di parwah nahi, par rabb kre har waqt rahe mera yaar hasda.

Koi pyaar karne wala agar dukh de…….
Or aapki ankho me ansu aa jaye…
To is yakeen k sath Aansu Saaf kar lena ki……
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Ab Iski wat lagani hai bas….
Apni palko ko jo hum bhigo nahi paye,
Wo samajhte hai k hum ro nahi paye,
Puchte hai wo humse khwabo me kaun aata hai,
Kaise bataye ki muddat se hum so nahi paye.

Wo hame yaad kare ya na kare,
Shiskiya leker uske yad me sona achcha lagta hai.
Humse mohabbaton ki numayish na ho saki,
Bus itna jante hai ki
Use chahte rahna achcha lagta hai.

Uska milna na milna kismet ki baat hai,
Pal Pal uski yaad me rona achcha lagta hai.
Uske bina sari khsiya ajeeb lagti hai,
Ro-ro kar uska hona achcha lagta hai.

Subah- Subah Suraj ka sath Sath Ho,
Gungunate Parindo ki awaz ho,
Hath me coffee aur yado me koi khaas ho,
Is khubsurat subah ki pahli yaad aap ho.

Subah ka mausam aur aapki yaad….

Halki si thandak aur chai ki talash..

Yaara di yaari aur yari di mithas..

Shuru kijiye apna din mere “Gudmorning k saath”

Poem likhi hai-

Tumhe na thi  hamare pyar ki khabar,
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Wah-wah
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Tumhe na thi  hamare pyar ki khabar,

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Poem galat ho gayi,

Rubber do rubber.

3 Stupid Stages of Life but fact:


TEEN- Have time & Energy But No Money...

Young- Have Money & Energy but No time.

OLD- Have Time & Money But No Energy...

Khoob jamega rang jab mil baithenge 3 Yaar
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Thappad Padega.
Agar BAGPIPER Ka Khayal bhi aaya.
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Only Sprite
Sidhi Baat No Bkwas..!

Dr. K band Clinic k age lambi line thi.

1 Sardar bar-bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k piche phenk dete.

Sardar- Lage raho saalo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.

SHADI

S:  Shanti Bhang
H:  Himmat Khatam
A:  Aazadi Samaapt
D:  Dimaag Kharab
I:  Imtihaan Shuru

Jiski huyi hai,
JHELO….
Aur Jiski nahi huyi hai,
SOCH LO…

Santa: Mai aisa kya karu k teri shaadi k baad me teri biwi ko cinema le kar jau aur tu naraz b na ho.
Banta: Meri shadi apni bahen se kara de.

2:-   Ways for suicide


1)      Fast n good:-  Gale me rassi dal k ped par latak jao

2)      Slow n Painful:- Gale me varmala daal ke shadi karlo..

No Difference


Friday, 27 May 2011

दोस्ती मैसेज

Yaad karoge toh har baat yaad aayegi,
Suhane waqt ki mauj ruk jayegi,
Dhoodoge agar hamse behtar dost koi,
Nigah door tak jayegi aur laut aayegi
Roshni ho to diya jalta hai,
Shama ho to parwana jalta hai..
Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai,
Aap jaise saathi ho to zamana jalta hai..
Ae dost teri dosti per naaz karte hai
Har waqt milne ki fariyaad karte hai
Hame nahi pata gharwale batate hai
Hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hai
Haqiqat mohabbat ki judai hoti hai,
Kabhi kabhi pyar me bewafai hoti hai,
Hamari taraf haath badaha kar to dekh,
Dosti me kitni sacchai hoti hai
Ek din baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,
Jab bhole se kabhi hum yaad aayenge,
Ehsaas hoga tumhe hamari dosti ka,
Jab door bahut door hum tumse chale jayenge.
Dosto ke bina zindagi fizool hai,
Par dosti ke bhi apne usool hai
Kehte hai, milti hai dosti me bhi taklifen,
Par aap ho dost to sab kabool hai

Dosti mein itna pyaar lao
Ke dekhna wala dang ho jaye!
Dushman bhi aake tumse pouche,
Kya hum bhi tumhare dost baan jaye.
Request hai tumse refuse mat karna,
Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna,
Hum dost hai tumahre con-fuse mat karna,
Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karma
Raate gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindgi kuch is tarah gujarte hai,
Ki har lamha dosto ke naam hota hai.
Yaadon ka ye silsila banaya rakhna,
Dost kaha hai to dosti banaye rakhna,
Jaan to nahi magenge aapse,
Gujarish hai jaan pehechan banaye rakhna
Promise me we are true friends:
I am lamp you are light
I am coke you are sprite
I am sawan you are badal
I am normal you are pagal
I am water you are tanki
I am tarzan you are monkey…..Poooooh
Masti aankho me hoti hai, sharab mein nahi
Bhakti shradha me hoti hai, mandir mein nahi
Dosti sms karne se badti hai, padhne se nahi
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmine
Lily
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with you.
Because gobi ke phool ki to baat hi kuch aur hai!
Last night i saw a dream,
I was walking with god and I told him that
I have a friend like u then he smiled & said:
Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai.
Asmaan par jitne tare hain
Ankhon mein jitne ishare hain
Samander ke jitne kinare hain
Utne screw dheele tumhare hain

Tuesday, 24 May 2011

MIX- मैसेज

Apni To Zindgi Hi Ajeeb Kahani Hai
Jis Chiz Ko Chaha Vo Begani Hai
Haste Hain To Sirf Duniya K Liye
Varna In Aankhon Me Pani Hi Pani Hai…

Mango,
Orange,
Apple &
Banana,
Which is Sweet?
Guess?
Don’t Know?
Ye Sab sweet nahi Fruit Hain..
Sweet
to
Main hooooon.
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Aao
chalo Paa Jee,jo Frend uth gaye honge,unko gud morning bol k aty hen
GooD Morning.

Jindagee wafa se nibhaani chaahiye,
Ki jo dosti to dil se nibhaani chaahiye,
Waqt aane pe dosti ke liye,
Jaan bhi gawaani pade to gawa deni chaahiye

Yaado se dil bharta nahi,
Dil se yaade nikalti nahi,
Ye kaisi majboori hai ki aapko
Yaad kare bina chain padta nahi.

Dard Kafi Hai Bdkhudi Ke Liye
Maut Zaruri Hai Zindagi Ke Liye
Kaun Marta Hai Kisi Ke Liye
Hum To Zinda Hain Bus Aapki Khushi Ke Liye…


Dil Ka Dard Jab Panno Par Aa Jata Hai
Ek Aansu B Dariya Ban Jata Hai
Dil K Tutne Ki Aawaz Bhi Nahi Aur
Sara Dard GAZAL Ban Jata Hai…
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Suna Hai Wo Jate Hue Keh Gay Eke
Ab To Hum Sirf Tumare Khabo Me Ayenge,
Koi Keh De Unse Ke Wo Wada Kar Lee,
Hum Jindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge


Dil Par Kisi Ka Zor Nahi Hota
Dil Ki Awazo Ka Shor Nahi Hota
Iske Khone Ka Gam Kare Bhi To Kaise Kare
Dil Churane Wala Bhi Chor Nahi Hota…

Ho Sakta Hai Ki Hum Saath Reh Na Paye
Ek Dusre Se Kuch Keh Na Paye
Itni Nazdikyan Mat Badaiye Humse
Ki Hum Duriyon Ko Sehna Paye…

Tanhai Kisi Ka Intezar Nhi Karti
Kismat Kabhi Bewafai Nhi Krti
Unse Dur Hone Ka Asr Hai Warna
Parchai Kabhi Jism Pr War Nhi Karti…

Manzil Na Rahi Koi Thikana Bhi Nahi Hai
Wapis Mujhe Ghar Loat Ke Jana Bhi Nahi Hai
Main Ne He Sikhaai Thi Jissay Teer Andazi
Ab Mere Siva Uska Koi Nishana Bhi Nahi Hai

Tarasta Hai Dil Teri Awaz K Liye
Teri Mohabat Bhare 2 Alfaz K Liye
Krdo Hme Fanah Apni Is Ada K Liye
Tadpte Hai Hum Teri 1 Mulakat K Liye…

Apki Chahat Humari Kahani Hai
Ye Kahani Is Waqt Ki Maherbani Hai
Hamari Maut Ka To Pata Nahi
Par Yeh Zindgi Sirf Apki Diwani Hai

Me Tod Leta Agar Wo GULAB Hoti
Me Jawab Banta Agar Wo Sawal Hoti
Sab Jante Hai Me Nasha Nahi Karta
Phir B Pi Leta Agr Wo SHARAB Hoti …