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    1.   One cute line for u:     I m not pencil to write ur happiness… but… I will be a nice rubber to erase your all problems…. Just try me when u want”…

2. Kanjus Baap Bachho Se- Jo raat ko khana nahi khayega use 5 rupye dunga. Bachche 5 rupaye le kar so gay. Subah Baap bola- jo 5 rupaye dega usi ko nasta milega.

3.   Hard to get sum1 who will luv u. 

Easy to get sum1 who lyks u.

Though to get sum1 who will care 4 u.

But rare to get sum1 who will understand u…!!

4. “Open ur book of life only 4 some people, because in this world very few people care about the chapters in d book. Others r just curious to know the story”.

5.   The more u go away from a person

The more your heart goes near them

The more u try to forget a person

The more u r surrounded by their thoughts.-

6. True lines:-

Tears can b trusted more than smile because you can easily s,ile at anybody but cant cry without true feelings………

7. A lover says “agar tumeh kuch ho gya to mai jinda nai bachunga”.  But a friend says “ jab tak mai jinda hun tumeh kuch nai hone dunga”

This is friendship.

8.   Ye Roz-Roz k bahane achche nai lagte, chehre se ab aap bachche nahi lgte.

       Khuda kre 2012 me nikle barat aapki , Q ki ab aap kuware achche nahi lagte.  

       HaHaHa

9.   Tanha rehna sikh rahe hai, Mar k jina sikh rahe hai.

Maang kr pana sikh liya tha, Paake khona sikh rahe hai

      Madhosi ne bahut sataya, Ab Hosh me rehna sikh rahe hai.

      Yaad me uski sadiyo tk jage, Bas ab chain se sona sikh rahe hai.

      Wo gaya jo haath chhod kr, Ab tanha chalna sikh arhe hai,

      Har bar manaya usko humne, Ab khud ko manana sikh rahe hai.

      Sikhaya tha usne baate Karna, Ab Khamosh rahna sikh rahe hai.

      Yaad tha har ek guzra pal uska, Ab khud ko bhulana sikh rahe hai.

10.   Sometimes we feel all doors are closed in our life…

But

All the closed doors may not be locked…

They may be waiting for your knock…!

11.  Colgate se Daant saf karo

Pepsodent se majboot karo

Babool se unhe fresh karo.

Agar Phir bhi safed nahi hue to please 1 Bar

“HARPIC” use Karo.

12. Darpok hai vo log jo pyaar nahi karte.

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Bahut Hausla chahiye barbaad hone ke liye….

13.   paigam to bahana tha, iarada to aapko yaad dilana tha.

Aap yaad kare na kare koi baat nahi. Par aapki yaad aati hai,

Bas itna batana tha…

14.   Har dum haste raho, hasna Zindgi ki jarurat hai,

Zindgi ko is Andaz me jiyo k aisa lage  aapko Takdir ki nahi ,

Takdir ko aapki jarurat hai..

15.   Khuda humko aisi judai na de, Tumahri yado se hume rehai na de.

Mujhe aisi jannat nahi chahiye, jha se mere dost dikhai na de.

16. Dhoop tej thi koi saya bhi na tha, is sahar me humse koi aaya bhi na tha, kis jurm me chin gai humse hamari khushiya, humne to kisi ka dil dukhaya bhi na tha.