Friday 1 July 2011

MIX SMS 2

Bill gates says
“I m not a university topper,
but today toppers are my employee”.
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Bas yahi line mujhe top karne se rok deti thi.

Its not an achievement to make 1000’s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when you make a friendship for 1000’s years.
frnds 4vr.

1 Sunere kal me har khusi tumahri ho,
Zindgi ke safar me har manzil tumahri ho,
1 pal me hara de jo sare jahan ko,
 khuda kare vo muskurati hui hasi tumahri ho.

Jab 1 girl 1 boy k liye roti hai,
Iska matlab wo use bahut pyar karti hai,
but jab 1 boy 1 girl k liye rota hai,
To Iska matlab is dunia me us ladki ko usse zyada pyar koi nahi kar sakta.

Zindgi se sabhi ko mohabbat hai,
Par zindgi kisi ki mehboob nahi banti.

Tamanna lekar jeete hai sab,
Magar har tamanna taqdeer nahi banti.

Meri ruh wich tera pyar wasda. Mei akh wich tera didar wasda. Sanu apne dard di parwah nahi, par rabb kre har waqt rahe mera yaar hasda.

Koi pyaar karne wala agar dukh de…….
Or aapki ankho me ansu aa jaye…
To is yakeen k sath Aansu Saaf kar lena ki……
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Ab Iski wat lagani hai bas….
Apni palko ko jo hum bhigo nahi paye,
Wo samajhte hai k hum ro nahi paye,
Puchte hai wo humse khwabo me kaun aata hai,
Kaise bataye ki muddat se hum so nahi paye.

Wo hame yaad kare ya na kare,
Shiskiya leker uske yad me sona achcha lagta hai.
Humse mohabbaton ki numayish na ho saki,
Bus itna jante hai ki
Use chahte rahna achcha lagta hai.

Uska milna na milna kismet ki baat hai,
Pal Pal uski yaad me rona achcha lagta hai.
Uske bina sari khsiya ajeeb lagti hai,
Ro-ro kar uska hona achcha lagta hai.

Subah- Subah Suraj ka sath Sath Ho,
Gungunate Parindo ki awaz ho,
Hath me coffee aur yado me koi khaas ho,
Is khubsurat subah ki pahli yaad aap ho.

Subah ka mausam aur aapki yaad….

Halki si thandak aur chai ki talash..

Yaara di yaari aur yari di mithas..

Shuru kijiye apna din mere “Gudmorning k saath”

Poem likhi hai-

Tumhe na thi  hamare pyar ki khabar,
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Wah-wah
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Tumhe na thi  hamare pyar ki khabar,

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Poem galat ho gayi,

Rubber do rubber.

3 Stupid Stages of Life but fact:


TEEN- Have time & Energy But No Money...

Young- Have Money & Energy but No time.

OLD- Have Time & Money But No Energy...

Khoob jamega rang jab mil baithenge 3 Yaar
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Aur
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Thappad Padega.
Agar BAGPIPER Ka Khayal bhi aaya.
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Only Sprite
Sidhi Baat No Bkwas..!

Dr. K band Clinic k age lambi line thi.

1 Sardar bar-bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k piche phenk dete.

Sardar- Lage raho saalo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.

SHADI

S:  Shanti Bhang
H:  Himmat Khatam
A:  Aazadi Samaapt
D:  Dimaag Kharab
I:  Imtihaan Shuru

Jiski huyi hai,
JHELO….
Aur Jiski nahi huyi hai,
SOCH LO…

Santa: Mai aisa kya karu k teri shaadi k baad me teri biwi ko cinema le kar jau aur tu naraz b na ho.
Banta: Meri shadi apni bahen se kara de.

2:-   Ways for suicide


1)      Fast n good:-  Gale me rassi dal k ped par latak jao

2)      Slow n Painful:- Gale me varmala daal ke shadi karlo..

No Difference


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